AC Stoned Cold Locks of the Week
Listen up slap dicks. We've got big Mo on our side from last week and we'll build off of that. I told you Wazzu would win, so much so that they stormed the home team's field. Man, what a scene at Husky Field. I told you the Dolphins would win seamlessly with Tua connecting with his ol' pal Waddle, suffocating Cam on defense and CMC injuring himself for the rest of the year. My thoughts and prayers go out to he and Olivia Kulpo for a speedy recovery—I'm sure they're definitely not enjoying the offseason together.
As newly promoted Chief West Coast Insider (thanks boss man), I will give you three picks to look out for as I know you'll be chasing from Brown's early afternoon picks.
Utah vs Oregon
First things first, the PAC 12 Championship in the misty San Fran, a skip and a throw from Garlic City. We have Utah v Now as you know, I recently became a Ducks fan after visiting the beautiful Eugene, OR. Boy did I get that wrong as the were walloped by the Utes. Oregon did us all a favor by beating OSU early on but has struggled to stay consistent. As for Utah, well, I'd be lying if I watched a single snap of theirs this season. With that analysis, I'm going Utah but in a squeaker.
Utah ML (-135)
Bonus: Oregon +2.5 (-105) QUACK QUACK!
WAS v LV
Next to the pros, we have The Football Team coming off an emotional Monday Night win and a Vegas team that poo-pooed all over Dallas' mashed potatoes. TBH, I love the Green Lizard's moxie, that goes for the whole WFT. They can thank Riverboat Ron for that: a man who creates winning cultures wherever he goes. I haven't been as smitten with the Raiders but I appreciate their will to overcome the off-field distractions. Although I gushed over the footballers, I sense they're luck running out. Derek Carr will beep-beep through traffic on their way to victory.
LV -2 (-110)
SF vs SEA
Another classic Sunday Night matchup between these bitter rivals. Man, I hope I don't hit traffic on the way home from the airport through Seattle. If you didn't know, our dear DEAR friend Jacob is getting hitched in Michigan this weekend. Nevertheless, the pulse of Seattle couldn't be lower. Hell, I just spoke with some locals earlier today and they're in the acceptance stage of grief. They're gearing up for a two first rounders for @dangeRuss and new head coach. As for the 9ers, they're catching fire at the right time. Seattle's defense is no match for San Fran's run game. Stop me if you've heard me say a Shanahan led team has an amazing running game.
SEA +3 (-110)
Good luck and good scores to you all.