Sportsbooks love their promos, and it is usually for good reason. I have no idea how much money sportsbooks make on promotions, but since the books keep offering them, one could infer they make a profit off them. Either that, or there is some algorithm that tells them the more promos you do, the more customers you get, which means the more money you make. Either way, I'm an idiot and am currently fighting my ass off to get this free bet.
The Promotion:
The current promotion stats that I must complete a number of Same Game Parlays to qualify for a free bet. Each SGP must have a bet of at least $10, three or more legs, and odds +300 or greater. For every SGP placed, a free bet would be rewarded based on bets placed. I am obviously only worried about the $150 bonus, which means I need to complete 30 or more SGP's.
My Journey:
I started this promotion on Sunday and let's just say it wasn't a very good start. One could say it was a terrible start. Couldn't be worse! Here was the Sunday Plays:
1. IND/TEN (+500)
JT ATD
IND +4.5
o37.5
Tannehill 1+ INTs
A perfect 0-4 in that parlay! Nice job Toxic!
2. DET/DAL (+650)
Pollard o34.5
Dak o254.5
o41.5
Gallup ATD
One for three, nice you're getting better!
3. TB/CAR (+850)
TB -19.5
u40.5
Fournette ATD
You couldn't have been more wrong on the Buccaneers. Don't quit your day job!
4. GB/WSH (+575)
Heinicke 16+ rush yds
GB ML
o37.5
McLaurin 5+ recs
Packers are frauds, and Rodgers needs a haircut
5. NYG/JAX (+1200)
Lawrence ATD
Lawrence 15+ rush yds
Jones u199.5 pass yards
This one was heartbreaking. Lawrence got the TD, but only had like 9 rushing yards. Danny Dimes finished with 202 passing yards. Yuck!
6. CIN/ATL (+600)
CIN ML
Mariota o39 rush yds
o47.5
Burrow o249.5 pass yards
Another heartbreak! Mariota finished with 32 rushing yards and was the only leg that missed. Still not my worst beat though!
7. CLE/BAL (+800)
Chubb ATD
CLE +6.5
Jackson 60+ rushing yards
This was disgusting. Lamar Jackson finished with 59 rushing yards. One fucking yard short. Absolutely disgusting!
Sunday finished 0-7, down $70 dollars. Luckily, yesterday was a much better day! A profit was actually made!
Monday Bets:
8. CHI/NE (+425)
Bears +8.5
Herbert o34.5 rush yds
u40.5
Another one leg miss. This was also bad because I had the over, cashed out, and put all that money on the Pats -8.5. That is just the worst feeling ever!
9. Pacers/76ers (+700)
76ers -11.5
76ers TT u119.5
Embiid o26.5
The 76ers finished with 120 and Embiid finished with 26. HA HA.
10. Nets/Grizzlies (+300)
o228.5
MEM -1.5
Both teams over 104.5
WINNER WINNER WINNER!!! (+$30)
11. Raptors/Heat (+400)
Raptors 1H ML
TOR TT o107.5
Lowry u13.5 points
One leg short. Raptors didn't get to 100 points.
12. Magic/Knicks (+340)
NYK ML
u219.5
Banchero o15.5
WINNER WINNER WINNER (+$34)
13. Celtics/Bulls (+425)
u224.5
Bulls +4.5
DeRozan o20.5 pts
WINNER WINNER WINNER (+$42.5)
14. Capitals/Devils (+350)
Caps ML
o6.5 goals
1P o1.5
WINNER WINNER WINNER (+$35)
Through the 14 settled bets I have gone 4-10 and have gone up $41.5 dollars!
The Remaining upcoming Bets:
16 bets remain to get to the $150 free bet, which I will most likely lose anyways. I hope to gain a small profit before the free bet, but at least hope I break even with the free bet. I will quickly run through these because you're most likely bored. This is more for me to keep track and know how many bets I have left.
15. Pistons/Wizards (+360)
Bogdanovic o15.5 pts
Beal o20.5 pts
Duren o6.5 pts
Hachimura o8.5 pts
16. VGK/SJ (+550)
VGK ML
u4.5 goals
1P u2.5
17. Lightning/Kings (+320)
LA ML
u6.5
1P u2.5
18. Sabres/Kraken (450)
BUF ML
u6.5
BUF 1P o0.5
19. Penguins/Flames (+300)
o5.5
PIT ML
PIT 1P o0.5
20. Panthers/Blackhawks (+900)
FLA ML
o6.5
Forsling ATG
21. Avalanche/Rangers (+425)
u6.5
COL 1P o0.5
COL ML
22. GSW/PHX (+425)
u226.5
Wiggins u18.5 pts
Johnson u13.5 pts
Wiseman u10.5 pts
23. LAC/OKC (+340)
OKC +9.5
o214.5
Mann o12.5 pts
24. DAL/NO (+400)
o218.5
DAL ML
Valanciunas double-double
McCollum u25.5 pts
25. Wild/Canadians (+350)
o6.5
Wild -1.5
1P o1.5
26. Devils/Red Wings (+1000)
u6.5
Devils +1.5
Hamilton ATG
27. ARI/CBJ (+750)
ARI +1.5
o5.5
ARI 1P o0.5
Gostisbehere ATG
28. Stars/Bruins (+340)
BOS ML
u6.5
BOS 1P o0.5
29. DET/WSH (+450)
u222.5
Ivey o12.5
DET +4.5
30. LAC/OKC (+390)
LAC -8.5
u216.5
Leonard o14.5
That is all I got. I hope you didn't read through all of that because it is a lot. It was useful to me because I thought I had 30 but was only at 29, so I had to add that one last SGP. That would have been a shot in the nuts if I only got $70 free bet.
Godspeed!
-Toxic
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