Updated: Dec 16, 2021
So about me, I had a lovely weekend with the roommate in a little Bavarian town hidden in the Cascade Mountains. A weekend full of hefeweizen beer, Christmas decorations and some of God's Kale—what more could a guy like me ask for? But, with vacation comes travel... and travel during an NFL Sunday is a nightmare. You can't get a feel for the teams or players without watching the tape—box scores are for frauds. To be honest, I'm as confident as a dog in a protective cone on a cold Tuesday in February.
Oh, Lamar hurt his ankle? How bad? Is he playing this week? Hmm, Bills lost by a score, must've been a great game, right???
Now, to this week's slate. This is some cluster you-know-what we're heading into this weekend, eh folks? As of today, we have 37 Coco positives. I think I saw 8 Browns players and 4-5 starters alone. What else? Lamar could be out. Josh Allen could be out. Are the Falcons... GOOD???
Screw it, let's get to the picks already.
HOU v JAX: HOU +3.5
SEA v LAR: LAR ML
NYJ v MIA: MIA -8.5
GB v BAL: GB ML
TEN v PIT: PIT +1.5 and ML
Ahhhh that was fun wasn't it? Now, it's time to relax with a refreshing Topo Chico Hard Seltzer. Remember folks, at the end of the day always give yourself time for yourself. Life can be tough. Figure out what makes you happy. And a cold Topo is what gets me to my me place at the end of the day. Selling nationwide in 2022.