top of page

Profile

Join date: Oct 28, 2021

About

My full name is Augustus Whoman and I am the Mayor of Whoville. I fucking love Christmas. My archenemy is the Grinch, who I have bullied since childhood. My actions toward a young Grinch scarred him emotionally, resulting in his hatred for Christmas. I consider that my greatest achievement. Marth May gives me sexual favors in exchange for awarding her home the winner of the annual Christmas Light Contest. She'll say that's not true, but it is.

Mayor of Whoville

Editor
Admin
More actions
bottom of page