AC's Stoned Cold Locks of the Week
Updated: Dec 6, 2021
The prodigal son has returned from his slumber. My belly is full but, not from your typical Turkey Day feast. The roommate and I had a lovely Chinese takeout from a local eatery. A little authentic place called Panda Express *Chef's kiss* To be fair, all the other local Chinese places didn't open until 2pm and we had the tum rums.
Onto the money makers. Now some might ask, "AChav, haven't you been losing us money the past few weeks?" Well, you'd be wise to question me. As the accountable man I am, I PROMISE YOU, no, I GUARANTEE three WINNERS for my loyal followers. All 10ish of you maybe.
First off, the PAC NW's darling matchup: The Apple Cup. Both teams have been bitten by the "Fired-Coaches" bug. One due to COCO protocol (don't start with me Toxic) and the other from "assaulting players" on the field? Idk looked like good typical football guys gassing each other up. Anywho, WSU has this in the bag. They've overcome the off field distractions and are bowl eligible. They score points and the Huskies sure as hell don't. GO COUGS! WSU-1
Next, I'll be taking my talents to South Beach for Panthers v 'Phins. Sure, Super Man is back, brining a spark back to Carolina like the good ol' days. But, Tua Tag has been coming on skrong the past few weeks.
"But AC, CMC is back! He'll be a game changer" BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Hey Christian, try doing it 3 games in a row Buster.
I'm not sure what it is but I have a little crush on this Tua-Waddle connection. God I feel like a school boy again. I think Cam will have a wake up call as Miami has been able to crunch two weeks of tape. This D is known for forcing turnovers which will help seal the deal. That's I'm going with the under dogs and turning up in Little Havana. MIA +2.5
Last and certainly and CERTAINLY least, we head probably the last place I would ever want to visit: H-Town: Jets v Texans. Some have said this is the battle for the No. 2 pick in the draft. Some have also said that's a lie. NGL, I have no analysis for this game. I'm going J-E-T-S-JETS! JETS! JETS! Young Wilson has had time to recover and watch the game from the sideline. I think he comes out on top. NYJ ML +115
Good luck and good scores to all, and to all a good night.