AC's Stoned Cold Locks of the Week - Week 9
Boy, do I wish I could take a forget-me-now pill. Last week could not have gone worse for us. Like Ted Lasso says, "Be a goldfish," and that's what we'll do.
Today's choice of herb is Cedar Creek: Passion cultivates excellence. Like Cam and his holiday party cakes, excellence is what we need this week.
Per our Associate Editor-and-Chief Liam's orders, we are making more bets going forward. First is Miami spread over Houston. Although the Texans covered last week, they've proven to give up points, points, points every week. Tua is looking stronger as he returns from injury. I like his connection with Waddle against this poor secondary.
Second, we have Tennessee spread over the Rams. Even with the loss of former MVP candidate Derrick Henry, I still believe in the aerial attack with Tannehill, Brown and Jones. The Titans take on the gritty persona of Head Coach Mike Vrabel who would chop his cock off to win a Super Bowl. In many ways, this game will define the Titans season against a still phenomenal defense with the addition of Von Miller. Tennessee is currently the No. 1 team in the AFC, looking to control their destiny.
Lastly, we have the Buffalo v. Jacksonville over. I foresee Buffalo rolling the "Jag Me Off" Jaguars in Duval.
"Oh, Ya ThInK, aLeX???"
I'm not going out on a limb here, I know. Buffalo is gonna be up in that young defense's ass like like Urban Meyer his free time.
Although I won't be betting my own money this week, I've gotta a feelin like the Black Eyed Peas. Trust me and trust the process. Godspeed to you all.
HOU V MIA - MIA -5.5
TEN V LAR - TEN +7.5
BUF V JAX - 048.5